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    The pink ping pong ball joke!!!

    One day,a wealthy father told his son who was doing his PSLE.
    "Son,if you do well for your PSLE,I'll get you anything you want."
    His son did the PSLE and was the top achiever with a score of 295
    The father went to his son and asked him what did he want.
    "A pink pingpong ball dad." came the reply
    "What?!Don't you want a video game or a bicycle?"
    "No dad,just a pink pingpong ball."
    The father bought a pink pingpong ball for his son but gave him a bicycle as well.

    Years later,when the young boy was now doing his O levels,his father came up to him and told him....
    "Son,if you do well for your O levels,I'll get you anything you want."
    His son did the O levels and got 6 A1
    The father went to his son and asked him what did he want.
    "A pink pingpong ball dad." came the reply
    "What?!Don't you want an increase in allowance or a Playstation 2?"
    "No dad,just a pink pingpong ball."
    The mystified father bought a pink pingpong ball for his son but gave him a Playstation 2 as well.

    Years later,when the young boy was now doing his A levels,his father came up to him and told him....
    "Son,if you do well for your A levels,I'll get you anything you want."
    His son did the A levels and topped his JC
    The father went to his son and asked him what did he want.
    "A pink pingpong ball dad." came the reply
    "What?!Tell me,why all these years you wanted a pink pingpong when I could have give you anything you wanted?"
    "Dad...I can't tell you."
    They quarrelled violently and it ended with his son leaving home.

    One day as the man was at work,he recieved a phone call telling him that his son had been injured in a car accident.
    He rushed to the hospital,to his son's bed.
    They made up that day.
    The father asked the son hesistantly,
    "Son,can you tell me your reason for wanting the pink pingpong ball all these years?"
    The son fidgeted about for a while before replying
    "Promise Dad that you'll never tell anyone please?"
    "I promise"
    "The reason why I wanted the pink pingpong balls was that.....I..."


    And he died.


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    Don't get the joke... T_T


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    Haha... The classic qian bian joke... The Ping Pong Story... I alway say on long journeys one... LoL

    Now a few cold jokes... Dunno posted before or not... I'm aiming to be the lame joke king... Haha

    Qn: Which chinese celebrity does not have centre parting?
    Qn: Why Zhou Jie Lun Cross the Street Kana fine by police?
    Qn:Which chinese emperor is blind??
    Qn: How does a fish laugh?
    Qn: How does a prawn laugh?
    Qn: Which animal should you look for if you're unable to open a bottle cap?
    Qn: Why baby don't need to brush teeth?
    Qn: Which button on your keyboard cannot sing?
    Qns: Xiao Hong, Xiao Bai, Xiao Hei, Xiao Lan, Xiao Huang, who cannot tahan roller-coasters?

    Most of these are chinese jokes... Haha... So sorry for those who can't understand


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    F4 cannot sing .. i dun udnerstand the ping pong 1


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    wu zong xian no centre parting
    jay kana fine cos jay walking.
    kang xi (can't see) is blind.
    fish laughs HE HE HE
    prawn laughs HEI HEI HEI
    peacock to open bottle cap
    baby don't brush teeth cos bei bi wu ci.
    xiao bai cannot take rollercoaster cos xiao bai tu.


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    neither do i get the pingpong one.


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    Originally posted by herochan@4 Jan 2005, 12:26 PM
    Haha... The classic qian bian joke... The Ping Pong Story... I alway say on long journeys one... LoL
    Yes!
    You get it!

    To those who don't get it,nevermind.
    Once the pingpong joke is told,two reactions are expected.
    1st:Huh?
    2nd:LAME LAH!(Then the person will hammer me)

    Think about the joke.


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    anyway that's ur own version right?
    the version i saw was horribly long with the boy's birthdays.
    but all versions ended up with

    'he died'
    and the father doesn't know what happened to the balls.
    and the pingpong balls are missing. =\


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    Nope.
    That's what exactly what people told me.

    Ok.
    The joke is actually an anti climax.
    The joke is actually meant to build up to anticipation and let it drop like a rock.
    This makes the joke lame and a damned waste of breath.
    Oh well.


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    ok so yours is the singaporean version.


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    Wah.. Snowbell answered all my questions... LoL

    The ping pong joke cannot be typed out one la... Coz they read only need 5 minutes... LoL
    The best is tell in person... Then build anticipation... Best is tell the story for 30 minutes...
    With the skills of an expert storyteller... To let everyone absorb into the mystery of why the boy wants the ping pong ball?!?!
    Then suddenly in a dead-pan tone... say then ending... LoL... Your friends surely dulan u one...


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    Ya..
    I learnt my lesson


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    Very c...co..old.....


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    Wear jacket lor


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