View Poll Results: What Gender is Your Com?

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    Word Master KeLW's Avatar
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    HI!! Thanks Claude kun for inspiring me

    Quote Originally Posted by Claude View Post
    So are computers male or female. XDD

    A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

    ”House” for instance, is feminine: ”la casa.” ”Pencil,” however, is masculine: “el lapiz.” A student asked, “What gender is ‘computer’?’ ‘

    Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether ”computer” should be a masculine or a feminine noun.

    Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

    The men’s group decided that ”computer” should definitely be of the feminine gender (”la computer”), because:

    - No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
    - The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
    - Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval;
    - As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

    (But this gets better!)

    The women’s group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine (”el computer”), because:

    - In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
    - They have a lot of data but still can’t think for themselves;
    - They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
    - As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

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    (Frankly I was kinda disappointed that the guys are complaining about the internal logic and the native language!)

    My computer is female definitely. I call her Reiko-chan. XD

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    i called mine yoshiki khun!!!
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    Oh mine's a female. She's my girlfriend actually.

    She makes me excited when I turn her on.

    I sayang her when she's spoiled and she goes back into working condition.

    She doesn't mind being naked 24/7.

    OMG where to find a girl like that? XD

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    ...Kinda sounds to me like your com is in a bad condition. Zich! What your girlfriend needs now is an extreme makeover!

    Thanks KeLW for the poll. XD


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    heheh no prob caludie.

    LOL! Zich, seems like you are enjoying your "gf"...


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    Quote Originally Posted by KeLW View Post
    heheh no prob caludie.

    LOL! Zich, seems like you are enjoying your "gf"...
    I love her. She's been enduring my nonsense for 5 years. Still in working condition. She's a charm really. Running on a Radeon 9550 she let me enjoyed games like cnc3 and RE4. I can't believe this. She's the best I ever had

    I'm getting a new one this coming december, I will miss her

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    Ranbow Devourer Claude's Avatar
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    Nono! Zich, think of it as a...Makeover. XDD

    *hugs Reiko-chan*

    Accidently pressed the reset but


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    Ranbow Devourer Claude's Avatar
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    ...oops XD


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    Mine is female cause, have alot of concave, no convex, if you know what I mean =X.

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    LOL! You are looking at it physcially..XD


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    well i got 2 Female coms,
    and 1 male com.

    the 2 females "Terra" and "Larsa" ( Com network names )
    are mostly at home, how ever "Larsa" sometimes do go for Lan Parties.
    they are always together side by side, like Sisters, ... twin tower sisters LOL.
    But Larsa is very Ah Ling, maybe cos she meets bad com in Lan Partys.
    Terra is very homely, do editing and housekeeping, and never sleep cos mostly busy D/l ing , play as mother roll sharing her files and printer to the other 2.

    Lastly there is "Ryuji" the male notebook.
    follows me to work, always busy with office stuff like invoices... etc
    always taking a beating from the outside.
    helping me make a living to feed the to other Coms.
    "Ryuji" mostly rest at home, charging up for the next day.

    well that's my pc family.
    i vote female since i got 2girls and 1boy.
    maybe getting a new notebook soon but dunoo if a girl or boy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Claude View Post
    Nono! Zich, think of it as a...Makeover. XDD

    *hugs Reiko-chan*

    Accidently pressed the reset but
    You're evil. It's like I'm going for a new girlfriend and I'm telling myself oh, this is the same gf I had yesterday. She just had a makeover XD

    Anyways, I forgot to mention my girl have a temper. She doesn't like to be bumped or have something rest on her. I'm serious. I tried that a few times and she didn't talk to me (a.k.a no sound).

    *shurgs*

    I think she's going through the menopause period.

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    LOL! So coms can be interpreted in this manner!


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    I call my rig the "noobinator"

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    my com's a buddy who understands mi and work for mi

    だれでも…私の夢の世界からの私を!目覚めさせる!!

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